英语小笑话，一起来看几个吧

笑话是我们生活中必不可少的，我们经常会谈一些笑话来调节我们的心情，如果你对英语感兴趣，看几个英语小笑话也是很不错的，那么下面就让我们一起来看几个英语小笑话吧，

英语小笑话1

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.
一天，比尔和汤姆去餐馆吃饭。当服务员端上两份牛排时，比尔迅速地为自己拿了比较大的那块。

Tom wasn’t happy about that: “When are you going to learn to be polite?”
汤姆对此很不开心：“你什么时候能学会礼貌?”

Bill: “If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?”
比尔说：“如果让你先拿，你会拿哪个?”

Tom: “The smaller piece, of course.”
汤姆说：“当然是小的那个。”

Bill: “What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?”
比尔：“那你还抱怨什么?小的那个不就是你想要的，不是吗?”

英语小笑话2

As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, “Do you agree that ‘Time is money’?”
当出租车在遇到红灯急刹车时，我问司机：“你同意‘时间就是金钱’这种说法吗?”

“Well, it’s a very common saying. Who will care so much about that?” the driver answered.“
哦，这是一个普遍说法。在这个问题上，谁会在意那么多呢?”司机回答说。

“Look, the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped, “I pointed at the meter.“
看，在车已经停止的情况下，里程表上的数字还在跑。”我指着里程表说。

“Oh, yes. You’ve got a point here. In this case, time is money for both of us.” added the driver.“
哦，是的。你说的挺有道理的。在这种情况下，时间对我们俩来说都是金钱。”司机补充说。

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